AFC WEST DRAFT CAPSULE COLLECTIONS AND NO DARN GRADES
By Jaboner Jackson 8 a.m. | As many of our Wonderful Readers have noted, the NFL Draft is an inexact science. Teams attempt to prognosticate future success based on past performance, which as our good...
View ArticleBREAKING NEWS: MATT LEINART SIGNS WITH THE OAKLAND RAIDERS
By Rock Mayock 9:00 a.m. | No, that is not Darth Raider. It is Heisman Matt Leinart and BFF Nick Lachey as they prepare for either the Toyota Grand Prix or Leinart’s new role as the Raider’s back up...
View ArticleNFL IN LA: CORRECTING MEDIA SPECULATION REGARDING THE OAKLAND RAIDERS
By Jaboner Jackson 8 a.m. | In terms of the NFL in LA, not much has changed in the battle between AEG and Majestic Realty to return professional football to Los Angeles. Even though other less informed...
View ArticleEXPLAINING WHY THE RAIDERS ARE TERRIBLE IN 2012
By Rock Mayock 12:00 a.m.| With the Raiders struggling to a 1-3 start for the 2012 season the cause for their woes are numerous. Some people would place the blame rookie head coach Dennis Allen who...
View ArticleEVALUATING MATT LEINART’S DOMINATION OF THE RAVENS
By Rock Mayock 10:30 p.m. | Today’s 55-20 blowout loss to the Baltimore Ravens was nothing short of brutal for our beloved Oakland Raiders. The Raiders’ pitiful performance can be attributed to two...
View ArticleAL DAVIS WAS TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT LANCE KIFFIN
By Lina S., Rock Mayock’s Pac-12 Research Assistant, 10:30 p.m. | Hey guys, it’s Lina! I don’t know about you guys but I’m kinda pissed about the way the USC season went. I mean Rock Mayock made me...
View ArticleNFL IN LA: JABONER JACKSON HAS RETURNED FROM BRAZIL, PART 1
By Jaboner Jackson 2:30 p.m. | After an extended stay in Brazil (Brasil) during which much has changed in the world of the NFL in LA, I have returned to the City of Angels. Since my departure to Rio de...
View ArticleSTACK RANKING (EARLY) THE AFC WEST FOR THE 2013 NFL SEASON
By Jaboner Jackson 8 a.m. | Every year, optimism abounds for football fans for every one of the thirty-two NFL teams. Lackluster seasons from the prior season fade from consciousness as rosters get...
View ArticleTHE ORACLE OF MAYOCK ISSUES HIS OVER/UNDER FOR RAIDER WINS IN 2013
By the Oracle of Mayock, Degenerate Gambler, 1:20 a.m. | Thursday was a day of new beginnings. It was the start of the new year for our Jewish friends (Shanah Tovah!) celebrating Rosh Hashanah and it...
View ArticleNFL DEATH SPIRAL, PART 4.1: WEATHER DELAYS
By Jaboner Jackson 7:30 p.m. | Since when did the NFL start enacting Weather Delays? In Week 2, the NFL had two weather delays, one for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers game, and the other for the Seattle...
View ArticleBREAKING NEWS: NFL WEEK 3 AFC WEST FALL EQUINOX EDITION
By Jaboner Jackson 3 p.m. | To be sure, the FOOTBALLPHDS have returned in full to the offices in time for the Fall Equinox. Although the last year was marred by incessant travels to Brazil and...
View ArticleODDS ON PEYTON MANNING’S ARM FALLING OFF IN WEEK 3
By Felipe Trinidad 3 p.m. | As required by order of Jaboner Jackson, here are tonight’s odds for Peyton Manning’s Arm Falling Off During Week 3 Against the Oakland Raiders: 180,000:1. Make your bets....
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